[★] “ I see what’cha tryin’ to do. Shame it’s not gonna work. Ya’see, my fluffy-haired amigo… I never once claimed to be a fighter. These hands? They weren’t made for breakin’ faces. They were made for the sole purpose of appeasin’ a woman’s needs. Now if you’re gonna rag on a guy for rightfully tryin’ to defend himself from a completely unprovoked attack, then you’re no better than the complete degenerate who threw the first punch… “
“ i can live with that. and it didn’t look that unprovoked to me. you did piss him off by calling him old, didn’t you ?“
// i guess i’m done with this! a family portrait of @thievinggentleman, @bopnty and @pyoniumyankee! aren’t we all just the most handsome of dudes you’ve ever met? ;’)
[★] “ Then it’s a good thing I didn’t ask. You’re new here, so I’ll forgive you for your ignorance, but lemme break this down for you nice and easy. Space Dandy doesn’t imitate. He innovates. Going against the grain, and thinkin’ outside the box is what I do, and what aids my success. Even if the results don’t always meet my … expectations. Now, if I can be so blunt, who are you and what makes you think you can do any better, compadre? “
suppose his persistence is admirable, but his constant talking seems to have no end. “right. any of those methods of yours end well ?“ blows out a breath of smoke. “ spike. and why not ? i’ve never had my pants soiled by an angry waitress before.
[★] “ Look, there’s a method to my madness here. Sure, she may have poured some ice water down my slacks. Yeah, I might be feelin’ a slight numb sensation down in my jewels that’s makin’ me wish I didn’t to go commando today. And of course, you can’t ignore that stink eye she was givin’ me. But she’s gonna learn to find my presence endearing in due time! How can she not, baby? “
❛ uh-huh. makes you wonder how it’d be if she wasn’t interested at all and was actually annoyed by you. (he’s already lounging back in his booth, flickering on his lighter to light his cigarette.) if you ask me, change up your method.
