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    _{He gives a tight smile. ‘ Well, you know how it is. You’re alive, you’re dead. Poor or rich. Can’t have it all. But! Rest assured, we don’t usually have very many CADAVERS hanging around. Kinda unfortunate that you decided to visit on the day when our janitorial staff is on VACATION. ’} 

^{“  uh-huh. “   considers the deceased body for a moment,  still slumped in their seat.   “ real unfortunate.  does this mean i get a confidentiality discount on my drink ?  pretend as if i never saw it ?    “}