sasaitora.

❛ Some creepy guy with a big black pompadour told me about it. Told me my mom had child bearing hips. Then started talking some crazy stuff about him leaking his lizard. And then started talking about birds and bees. It was very confusing. All I wanted was some ice cream.  ❜

^{that sounds familiar.     “  did he move around a lot while he talked and kept on talking ?   my advice ?  don’t bother next time you see him ;   it’d save you a whole lot of trouble.   “}