vasilyevich:

SAINT’S  EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS !

      im really sorry to do this, but my family is literally starving right now. we have five people in my family, and so it’s already a daunting task to eat, pay water & power, & deal with surprise costs anyways, but my mom recently got into a car wreck & that has been hell for us. someone t-boned her car, it was 100% their fault, but the insurance is refusing to pay for her doctor’s visits because they don’t want to involve a third party. my mom already has a messed up back because of a messed up epidural, and now she can barely even walk, much less go to work. but she still goes, because she needs to help feed us. my court-ordered therapist says that i really really shouldn’t get a job due to mental instability and kleptomania, but i’m going to do so anyways. i hope this conveys how serious this is.

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• icons - 30 for $1, 60 for $2, 100 for $4,  examples above
  
• custom psd - price dependent on complexity, from $2 to $6, examples above
  
• gifset - 6 for $6, 9 for $8, examples: x, x, x,
  
• poem - $2 per stanza, examples: x, x, x,
  
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• i will literally write you a song: $15 per song, example: x,
  
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• promo - $3 for static, $5 for gif
  
• header - $2 for static, $3 for gif